Clue (again, that's fine)
Monopoly
Ouija Board
Candy Land
So, I've decided to take it upon myself and write the script for Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Fade In
Ext. Red Place
Four Hippos are sitting around staring at each other. They wonder why they are not in a river in Africa.
YELLOW HIPPO
I'm Hungry, Hungry.
GREEN HIPPO
Well, isn't that just the
darnedest thing. I was thinking
the same thing.
BLUE HIPPO
As for me, I Could do some
munching on a tasty treat.
PURPLE HIPPO
I Purple.
Some balls fly in from nowhere.
GREEN HIPPO
Fantabulous, some balls!
They all munch on some balls.
Munch. Munch. Munch.
BLUE HIPPO
I love munching on these balls.
GREEN HIPPO
My balls are a bit spicy. How
are your balls?
BLUE HIPPO
A bit salty, but at least
they are not blue.
YELLOW HIPPO
My balls are firm.
PURPLE HIPPO
I purple.
They finish eating balls.
GREEN HIPPO
You still hungry, hungry?
YELLOW HIPPO
No.
FADE TO BLACK.
That should save Hollywood some time. Except to see this in a theater near you summer of 2010.
